#9. The TOO MUCH INFORMATION Update

EXAMPLE:

"Bob Levin’s wife is seriously multi-orgasmic."
"Joe Kass can't stop picking his nose."
"Jodi Portia is having the heaviest period ever!"

Who needs juicy gossip when Facebookers seem more than willing to offer up little gold nuggets about their own embarrassing private lives? Nothing is off limits when it comes to the Too Much Information update. From behind the veil of Facebook faux-anonymity, people will talk openly about their sex lives, body issues, bad habits, secret thoughts, perverted minds and shameful quirks.

Sure, the TMI update might make your readers cringe, but there's also something liberating about airing your inner demons to a generally supportive community of online friends. And who knows, there's a chance somebody will comment in agreement, making you feel less alone.

Got a good example? Post it in the Comments section.