#13. The CLEVERLY LEAVING IT BLANK Update

EXAMPLES:

"Jessie Hopper is."
"Andy Orr ..."
"Matilda Osborne isn't."

Ah, the status update that wasn't. It's either the most existential update there is (what does it mean to be or not to be?) or the most effortless. People who post a version of the Cleverly Leaving It Blank update could be in a state of intense self-reflection and philosophical contemplation, or they're just really lazy. But, hey. It is what it is.

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