#3 The WAIT, IS SHE PREGNANT? Update

EXAMPLES:

"Sandy Lott is very excited and a little nervous."
"Steph Noble doesn't want to keep this to herself anymore."
"Ellie Dans is craving pickle ice cream."

You know the type of status update we're talking about. Maybe you've even used one yourself -- slyly knowing exactly what kind of rumors and suspicions you're going to drum up among your friends. Everybody is going to wonder, is she prego?! And face it, that's a fun thing to have people think about you (unless it's because you're just fat).

Inevitably, the Wait, Is She Pregnant? update is going to lead to a string of curious comments: "Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?" And then you get to come in five or six comments later and pretend like you had NO IDEA your comment would lead people on like that. "No, sillies! I'm not pregnant (our cats are good enough for now, thank you). I just have some other good news. More to come soon!"

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